reach for the gold today!

i had a dream last night that i was in a giant mall/grocery store, and i played a hideous practical joke on mike rowe (of dirty jobs fame. yeah, him. also, it was all on-camera!)

it involved johan


idk. but i feel sort of bad because i love mike rowe, and he was so stressed by the end D:



....WHY IS ONE OF THE GAY PENGUINS NO LONGER GAY. WHAT. hdkjaldsjkl
edit okay i have to link to this because this is the most ridiculous shit ever. i can't even.

fuck you, linda. just goes to show that if a penguin has a reputation you better damn well pay attention to it.

god i really wish this laptop had a backspace key

hhhhh

1. my dog that had leg surgery is getting leg-better, which is fantastic considering how horrified the vet was when we first brought her in. SO THAT'S. LEGGOOD.

2. and i just went to the doctor and she's changing up my medication which will apparently make me moody for a week or two so uh, fair warning i guess? that affects like three people.
also i have to get tested for leukemia /o/

3. SO BASICALLY THIS IS EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

4. i have been failing log replies lately but i will try to make it up to people /)_(\

5. also i have been listening to so much britney spears lately AND I AM NOT ASHAMED

6. my mom gets so annoyed when they talk about MJ on tv, it's sort of hilarious

ok

my best friend is the best friend and that's the only reason i'm okay ever. even when i'm not okay. that makes no sense but whatever.

also science told me to go to bed but ima do a meme first cos uhhh yep.

1. Reply to this post with 'Icons!', and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will - allegedly - create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

( so icons. )

i am too exhausted for things. idk anymore.

...science is one of those words that i look at sometimes and feel like it's spelled wrong on matter what

/fails at things

/drops other things

for posterity

what's this

( another rp meme i GUESS. blame ariel. )

oh my god i have the chorus of if u seek amy in my head and it WON'T GO AWAY. speaking of which, sciface i have songs for you get over here.

and now i want a donut THANKS ARIEL :|

i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer

god everything is so disgusting and i want to go back to sleep and HIBERNATE until fall

brb crashing

ariel if im not here its cos im resting and can barely keep my head up

who wants an androgynous albino!

okay idk what this is but it's a picture that's been bugging me for a while so i drew it and i actually don't hate it. it's also sort of huge but i'm not linking it either!

( picture and an explanation i guess )

i also went back and tagged all my art posts so everyone can see my shameful history. i hate tagging things so much i can't even.

WHATEVER. i don't even have a decent icon for this so have a chi.

oh and uh special thanks to ariel for giving me a non-derpy way of uploading this, what am i. i should really just get off my ass and make an art journal.

kjdslab'h half of the people in my immediate family are sick INCLUDING THE DOG

not even with the same thing either. i just don't even know anymore

and i know some people on my flist are sick too. IF ANYONE ELSE CATCHES ANYTHING I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GET OFF THIS INTERNET AND I WILL FIND YOU.


i don't know how i feel about billy mays being dead either


/gives up

/eats bread like a peasant


oh and for the record, it's okay to ostracize nazis. because they are nazis.

uuurrrgggg i am up because of dog issues. her dumb surgery leg is not healing the way the vet wants it to and so we had to take her in and get it wrapped and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

this isn't a sympathy post or anything, i'm just saying for the people who will want to know when i went to sleep THE ANSWER IS NOT YET. BECAUSE DOG. /is lazy forever

everyone in this house is sick pretty much. also my mom had a dream that the zombies from thriller were coming after her because she won't turn the damn news off and now it's in her brain.

i think i can go to sleep now

few things


1. GOPLOL

2. am i the only one weirded out by how anti-men fandom is? there are like. dudes. in fandom, actually. i've seen them! idk what that is but, yeah

3. i want chi DVDs like burning

4. i can't actually remember what the other thing i wanted to say was but it was probably something about how i hate my dog right now

meme?

meme.

( yes. )

i hardly ever take anything seriously

also fact: i feel crappy and i'm sick of everyone else being sick and i'm going back to bed because i only slept like 3.5 hours

there's a DS game coming out where you can write in the name of any object and it will appear and you use the objects to solve puzzles. okay? okay, now look:

So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn't quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn't work, a torch didn't work, a pickaxe didn't work. In my frustration, I wrote in "Time Machine". And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There's nothing you can't do.
i must get a DS and buy this game for it because what the fucking fuck also apparently it has ceiling cat

and god fighting a kraken

it will be like playing the internet



okay going to bed now

gdhslakd hdios;al why can things not just WORK PROPERLY. EVER. at what point do you just stop having expectations for things. i don't even feel IMPATIENT at this point, it's just stupid.

bwaaarrr angst angst

also, my mom thought a physicist was someone who does physical therapy. like a doctor. when my brother tried to correct her, they started throwing around words like physist and pharmacist and engineer and it was just terrible. i'm still not even sure how she managed to work engineer into the conversation at all, since they were talking about medical professionals the whole time.

what is my life even

/ignores other shit

/mocks kit for being a crabchi

/goes to sleep


....OKAY UH, CAN WE NOT HAVE PEOPLE FLUSHING THEIR DOGS DOWN THE TOILET? PLEASE?

things that suck:
hospitals
vets
headaches
tripping over dogs
not being able to sleep
uuuuurrrghhh
me not having pizza to eat
things that need doing
stomach aches

things that don't suck:
my bb


i feel sort of awesome for taking charge of stuff lately but it's kind of exhausting.

alsoooo my new clock keeps saying things like I LOVE♥YOU!!! and ARE YOU OK? and it's weirding me out

HAPPY?HAPPY!





gtfo clock

:3 ♥♥♥

okay this post appears to have monster spoilers in it now. derp.

gosh keeping track of people is harder than i thought :|a

HOW COME everyone on the internet always vanishes/gets sick/depressed/swamped with work at the same damn time? that always happens. i don't get it.

/stares at tags


/goes to watch the lion king

YES I AM MAKING MY NIECE WATCH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

HER SOUL IS MINE

i am such a bad babysitter

( INTERLUDE: )

i should like. go play in that game i'm in or something.

[insert rant about how fucking awesome bioshock 2 multiplayer looks even though I HATE MULTIPLAYER]

ADAM LAMBERT IS TROWA BARTON('S HAIR)

ALSO HIS BROTHER IS AWESOME

i have the chi themesong stuck in my head forever now so ariel is still going to hell

okaybye

EDIT: jesus christ my cat



i'm not cutting this. SHE SEES ALL OF YOU. AND SHE WANTS YOUR FOOD.

oh apparently my cat is duo, that explains it


...okay i don't even know what is in this post anymore, except for mello being fabulous

...sometimes i wonder what kind of impression my profile page makes. that is sort of the "first glance" for people, isn't it? what are your interests. how much did you put into your bio thing there. are there tables or graphics or color bars? do you have SONG QUOTES? what song is it. do you have weird people friended? are YOU weird, and can i tell just by looking at your profile?

etc

it would help if lj's profiles weren't completely hideous i guess. and this is really threatening to devolve into some pretentious navel gazing about human behavior so i will STOP. HERE. because i don't know anything about human behavior anyway which would only make it more pretentious.

i can't believe it's almost june D:

/runs around
/PANIC



hey does anyone have a favorite FISH? cos if you do you should tell me. yup.

oh and uh ariel can go to hell for making me watch chi's sweet home, goddammit.

why doesn't my w key want to work ever